Snow white and the 7 dwarfs

Today I went to Veles. It is a little town about a half an hour away from Skopje. There really isnt anything there that people go see except the main street and possibly the river that runs through the center of town. But this is not why I am writing today. As Sonja and I were waiting to come back to Skopje, we sat in the deserted, dirty, creepy, waiting room. Mostly we sat there or looked at the stupid things people have written on the walls over the years. After a bit, in walks this old, old lady with a cane as large as her, dressed all in black. She has on a hood over the top of her head and everything. Sonja turns to me and says "these are the kinds of people that scare me" I just gave the lady a cursory glance at first and after she said this I looked back. If they were ever going to make a live action movie for snow white, this lady would be the perfect evil witch. You know the one who makes the poison apple? Not only did she walk in with the walking stick and the hood, but she was muttering to herself the whole time. Just now I looked this up from the movie on Youtube and she even is muttering in it too! So there we are sitting in this dark, empty room with the evil witch from snow white. The best part has yet to come tho as I keep stealing glances in her direction, getting ready for her to turn me into a frog, when I notice something on her face. As most of you know, I usually have a beard. Sometimes this beard can get to be pretty long and gnarly. This lady had a perfect light grey goatee from one end of her chin to the other. It looked like she shaved the rest of her face and left this bad boy to shine. Truthfully I was a bit jealous. Bobby, if you are reading this I am sorry but you will never be able to grow facial hair like this old lady. I dont think I can even grow a beard as magnificent as this. We sat there a bit longer and then the train finally came and we got out of there quick. I kept trying to figure out how I could have gotten a picture of her but she probably wouldn't have showed up in the photo anyways.